Bio War Terror in Windsor?

Apparently 400 people claim to have fallen ill after eating at the Fat Duck in Bray. Well I have news for them and their lawyers. There are a lot of people in Windsor and the surrounding areas who have fallen victim to a mysterious stomach bug, which is causing all kinds of gastric upset, and none of them have been no closer to The Fat Duck, than slumped in front of a TV set watching Heston Blumental making a twit of himself in Victorian clobber.

Are we seeing the first outbreak of Bio-terror in Windsor, home to the Queen and close to Slough, home to a large radical Muslim community who celebrated in the streets on 9/11 and where you can still see pro Al-qaeda graffiti? Hazmat suits at the ready and avoid the HP sauce.