Welcome To East Germany, Comrade.
In East Germany the secret police, the Stasi, had neighbour spying on neighbour, had children spying on parents. East Germany won a lot of Olympic medals.
Britain now wins a lot of Olympic medals and we are busy adopting other facets of the east German regime by getting children to spy for the state and are creating a secret police force of civilians with police powers.
The EU wants to weigh in by banning adverts which it considers “sexist”. So who really won the cold war? Or have we been infiltrated to the highest level?
...ravings from the Shell... 
Its the aliens
Hey – it’s 1984! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087803/