Nerds united in mourning
Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons and Dragons has passed away aged 69. Sync magazine placed him as the number one nerd of all time.
In memoriam, here is the best geek/nerd joke I know:-
“If you don’t gosub a program loop you will never get a subroutine” – Kryten in Red Dwarf
...ravings from the Shell... 
I thought the best nerd quote of all time was from Revenge of the Nerds movie.
The Nerd finally gets the cheerleader. They have sex. She is beyond wowed. He looks at her and says, See, the jocks only think about sports, we nerds only think about sex!