Nectar of the Gods
It has been long suspected,by people of distinction and discernment, that Whisky has magical medicinal properties. Now the claims of those properties have been extended by new scientific research. I’ll admit I had to check that the date wasn’t April the First. So a wee dram of the good stuff to celebrate. Slianti!
...ravings from the Shell... 
Fabulous! I believe I shall head out to the local Beverages & More for a fresh bottle of Glenfiddich to celebrate this breakthrough. I am an environmentalist at heart after all, and must support the cause.
Cheers!